samqirl:

i used to be a homophobe

but then my daughter’s post on tumbler.com got 500.000 notes and changed my views on life forever

(via kippy-liked-that-so-she)

  • Dad: What do you want me to cook?
  • Manic: You wanna cook?
  • Dad: I could make fish and fries?
  • Manic: Oh yeah! Dude, those fries are adorable.
  • Dad: ... Adorable?
  • Manic: omg I looked at the TV and thought "wow she's cute" okay train of thought that's cool
artist-problems:

Submitted by: whully

artist-problems:

Submitted by: whully

(via artist-problems)

ohmattsmith:

happy birthday to matt we all wish him a happy 5th i mean 30th birthday

(via ofamarigold)

  • Me: squeals over cute anime girls while my mouth is full of macaroni and cheese

my cat keeps messing around with things she shouldn’t be playing with/eating so I just looked over at her and yelled CAN U PLZ

  • Zack: Jack, now is not the time to be a flirt.
  • Me: It is always the time to be a flirt if you're Captain Jack Harkness.